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super week-end la toti gheii mei \:D/

Buna dimineata. La toti.

back home..am lasat titiu acolo pana la 4 dupa amiaza..poate raman fara=)

Dear All,

Computer security is an increasing problem for many companies and for many individuals. You’ve probably heard of the rise in “identity theft” and similar crimes.

In the coming months, I will circulate stories about electronic security breaches, as well as tips and advice on how you can protect your own electronic identity. To kick off this effort, this memo provides a simple set of rules to help you create more secure passwords.

First, be sure to remember the following four rules:
1. Don’t use easy-to-guess passwords.
2. Don’t write down your password in an insecure location or store it in an insecure computer file.
3. Don’t share passwords with co-workers.
4. Don’t use the same password for different accounts.


Second, to create a strong password, use one of these four methods:
1. Pick a word or phrase that you’ll remember, but substitute letters with symbols or numbers (such as @ for a, 8 for B, $ for S, etc. Using this method, “sambuca” might become “$@m8uC@” or aprilshowers might become "@pr1l$hower$'"

2. Use the first letter of a long phrase, using upper and lower-case letters, and the substitutions mentioned above. So, “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them” might become “0RTrt@OrtFt”. This may seem difficult at first, but muscle memory will kick in and you’ll find yourself typing it with ease.

3. Use an “upper left” or “lower right” substitution. This is where you replace a keystroke with the key next to it. Thus, “Finnegan” might become “E8hh3rqh” by replacing each letter with the letter to the upper left of it on the keyboard.

4. Finally, it’s a good idea to change your password every month or so.
We encourage you to take these suggestions on board, not only for the passwords you use at Bruce Shaw, but in your personal affairs as well.

Regards,
IT Dept.

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la mine in spatele blocului e o baba terminata pe viata care tot isi ridica fusta si arata ce n-are la toti trecatorii

ce face ma??? daca o vezi ,iti schimba cunostintele de anatomie
si n-ai demarat operatiunea ''monstrul'' ?

eu asa am patit cu o piranda pe care n-am lasat-o sa traverseze(nu era trecere) ,s-a aplecat si si-a ridicat fustele ,am vazut ce n-a vazut parisul . crunta experienta

O cercetare recenta a descoperit ca barbatul este cel mai nefericit animal din lume pt ca:

- el are tzatze fara lapte,

- oua fara coaja ,

- cocoselul fara aripi si,

- sacul fara bani.

TIBI_84 scrie:

retardel scrie:

la mine in spatele blocului e o baba terminata pe viata care tot isi ridica fusta si arata ce n-are la toti trecatorii

ce face ma??? daca o vezi ,iti schimba cunostintele de anatomie
si n-ai demarat operatiunea ''monstrul'' ?

eu asa am patit cu o piranda pe care n-am lasat-o sa traverseze(nu era trecere) ,s-a aplecat si si-a ridicat fustele ,am vazut ce n-a vazut parisul . crunta experienta

=)))))) grav

Teebee, era o stire la pro tv cu o tiganca care isi ridica fusta si cand sa se vada jucaria, au pus astia o lumina ca o stea, sclipitoare asa. O fi tot aia care te-a salutat pe tine

ma duc sa iau masina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

faza tare, poate v-am mai povestit, dar repet pentru cei care au deschis mai tarziu televizoarele

in 2008, pe la inceputul crizei, cand biroul din romania ramasese subit fara proiecte, decid cu ai mei colegi sa iesim prin Herastrau in pauza de pranz.
Mergand pe acolo, vedem pe o bancuta un el si o ea, se sarutau cu patos. Incepem sa facm misto pe un ton domol, linistit si nu prea tare (ca volum). SI nu numai ca se sarutau, dar mainile le fugeau pe tot corpul. Si era amiaza, soare, tare

Unul dintre noi, mai nebun asa, incepe sa urle catre aia de pe banca, mai mult catre EL:
Baga ba mana cu curaj la cutiutza cu maimutzici

Cutiutza cu maimutici De retinut